New York  ·  Est. Handsome

JohnEricNader.

Finance by day. Problem for everyone else's boyfriend by night. Currently, and very suddenly, available.

6'2"Without the shoes
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Tall ✦ Dark suits ✦ Managing Director energy ✦ Jawline certified ✦ Returns your texts ✦ Plus-ones welcome ✦ Plus-twos considered ✦ Knows a guy at every restaurant ✦ Tall ✦ Dark suits ✦ Managing Director energy ✦ Jawline certified ✦ Returns your texts ✦ Plus-ones welcome ✦ Plus-twos considered ✦ Knows a guy at every restaurant ✦
01 — The Man

Some men walk into a room. John walks in and the room quietly reconsiders its choices.

0Inches of pure altitude
0% of rooms improved
0His lucky number. Don't ask.
0Current girlfriends

The Suit

Tailored. Always. Has never once been asked "is that from a department store?"

The Mind

Can model a leveraged buyout and the perfect second-date itinerary in the same afternoon.

The Heart

Recently back on the market. Handling it with the calm of a man who knows exactly how this goes.

02 — The Word on the Street
"I've never seen anyone look that good at 7 AM."— A barista, visibly shaken
"He held the door for me and I forgot my own name."— Anonymous, Midtown
"We came as a pair. That was sort of the whole pitch."— Two admirers, same table, same night
"Honestly? We're all just trying to keep up."— His friends, collectively
03 — Tonight

Sixty-one floors above Midtown.
He just walked in.

Watch in 3D →
04 — Now Accepting Applications

The waitlist is long.
Apply anyway.

Singles welcome  ·  Pairs fast-tracked